Recreational · plays anxious
Play poker against Dennis the Accountant
a nervous mid-level accountant out of his depth
At the table
Across a session, Dennis plays scared money; folds unless he has the nuts, then plays it face-up. Like every opponent in Feltbound, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.
What they’ll say to you
- “I probably shouldn't be in this hand.”
- “Is that a lot to bet? That seems like a lot.”
- “Too rich for me, I'll fold.”
- “Accounting taught me: don't lose money.”