Recreational · plays pushy
Play poker against Lou Pacelli
the loud used-car salesman
At the table
Across a session, Lou plays used-car closer who never stops selling; overplays and over-talks, certain every hand's a cream puff. Like every opponent in Feltbound, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.
What they’ll say to you
- “I'm losin' money on this pot — for you!”
- “What's it gonna take to put you in this hand today?”
- “Cream puff. One owner. Never folded.”
- “I'll throw in the floor mats. Just call.”