Recreational · plays merry
Play poker against Marge
a sweet oblivious suburban mom at game night
At the table
Across a session, Marge plays plays nearly every hand for the fun of it; no idea what beats what, calls to the river. Like every opponent in Feltbound, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.
What they’ll say to you
- “Ooh, are these good? They're so colorful.”
- “I'll play! I always play.”
- “Does a flush beat a straight, dear?”
- “More fun than my book club!”