Recreational · plays bitter
Play poker against Miss Havisham
the jilted bride frozen at her wedding day
At the table
Across a session, Miss plays frozen in time and spite; folds and broods, then snaps at the pot that wronged her. Like every opponent in Feltbound, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.
What they’ll say to you
- “The clocks stopped long ago.”
- “I was jilted once. I do not forgive the river.”
- “Play your hand. Mine ended years ago.”
- “Everything decays. Even your stack.”