Play poker against Teddy Roosevelt

At the table

Across a session, Teddy plays charges every pot like San Juan Hill; boundless energy, speaks loudly and carries a big stack. Like every opponent in Feltbound, they read how you bet and bend their game toward your leaks — and the longer you sit, the sharper that read gets.

What they’ll say to you

• “Bully! Now that's a pot!”
• “Speak softly and carry a big stack.”
• “Get action! Always get action!”
• “A man who never folded never did anything worth doing.”